Certified Ella Fella Shot Glass

Certification ceremonies deserve proper glassware. The Certified Ella Fella shot glass wraps the official badge the whole way around 1.9 ounces of commitment — a tidy little trophy for the bar cart that doubles as the opening act of every good pregame. Diplomas go on walls. This credential gets raised, clinked, and refilled.

The details

• 1.9 oz pour — honest measure, minor mercy included
• Available in black or white
• Certified badge in a full wraparound print, readable from any angle
• Right at home on bar carts, tailgate tables, and pregame lineups
• Made to order in the USA

This is the glass that gets handed to the guest of honor — the buddy who just got engaged, promoted, or finally scored pit tickets — because ceremony matters, even at a folding table in a parking lot. Buy one as a cheap-and-cheerful add-on to any order, or collect a lineup so the whole crew can be certified simultaneously. Group certifications are, scientifically, the loudest kind.

Proper certification protocol, as practiced in driveways nationwide: the candidate stands, the glass is charged, and a sponsor delivers remarks — two sentences minimum, one embarrassing story maximum. The toast is unanimous because dissent is not recognized at this table. The glass is then retired to the windowsill of honor until the next induction, where it sits catching afternoon light like the tiny monument it is. Bureaucracy has never been this fun, or this small.

Care: hand wash to keep that wraparound badge crisp through years of toasts, cheers, and questionable decisions responsibly made.

Printed to order in the USA • Free US shipping on orders $50+ • Free priority shipping at $75+ • Easy 30-day returns